The Adventures of Timmy, Episode 1
Once upon a time there was a boy named Timmy. Timmy had a funny English accent and pronounced the word zebra wrong. His friend Kimmi thought it was very funny and made fun of him all the time (good naturedly of course). One day as Timmy was on his way home from didgeridoo rehearsal, trying to practice variations in the word zebra, he saw a poor defenseless building surrounded by what looked to be several orphans with gasoline tanks!"Oh no!" said Timmy. "That poor building is going to suffer a terrible and untimely demise if I don't act now!"
Timmy Grabbed the edges of his shirt and tore the buttons apart, revealing...his chest.
"I must have forgotten my SuperGane suit at the cleaners!" Timmy muttered, as he patched the seams with some spare duct tape.
Not wanting to uncover his secret identity, Timmy quickly ran into the cleaners, picked up his suit, and changed in the nearest Porta-potty, seeing as the telephone booth was occupied.
"Lets try this again." Timmy chuckled to himself as he tore the remaining pieces of shirt off his SuperGane suit.
"Have no fear, SUUUPERGANE IS HERE!" shouted Timmy.
"Look! It's an escaped carnie!" Cried one orphan
"No it isn't either. It's an extremely late business man!" Shouted another.
"You fools! Its SuperGane!" Realized the third.
The orphans were taken by surprise but they were a clever group of kids, and quickly doused the building with the remaining gasoline and lit a match. Fortunately the boys underestimated the true power of SuperGane! Timmy ran as fast as his Etnies would carry him and quickly blew out the match before it left their hands. Grabbing the 8 year olds by their collars Timmy made sure they wouldn't try anything sneaky by tying their shoelaces together and placing them in the nearest tree.
"You thought you could mess with the architecture, but you forgot to take into account the consequences of your actions, my young grasshoppers." Timmy scolded. "Next time boys, I hope you choose a less destructive hobby, but remember! You cannot defeat the amazing wit of SUUUPERGANE!!!"
At the sound of approaching police sirens Timmy quickly scratched his trademark SG onto the tree and called a cab, making a stealthy and original superhero getaway. As the orphans choked on the exhaust from SuperGane's cab, they realized that there was more to life then burning buildings, decided to live as respectable citizens from this day forth, and pledged to donate blood to the Blue Cross the very next day.
-The End-
posted by Kimmi @ 12:04 AM
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