The Adventures of Timmy, Episode 2
It was an average day in the Gane household. Timmy had woken up late, and gone to the tv for some prime time in the daytime television. After flipping through most of the stations, and finding absolutely no cartoons, he decided to run to the market and get some groceries.The sun shone brightly as Timmy stepped out his door and scanned the yard for his trusty motor scooter. It was tipped over next to the mail box, and he quickly picked it up and headed up the street. As he rounded the corner towards the grocery store he noticed quite a lot of commotion going on around the entrance. A large man in a black and white striped suit appeared to be terrorizing the customers. As he got closer he could hear the mans shouts.
"DANIMALS! GIVE ME DANIMALS!" roared the striped man.
"Is that..it couldn't be! It's Zeeeebruh-Man! The Danimals Yogurt fiend!!" Cried Timmy. "This is a cause for SUUUUPERGANE!!"
Timmy ran into the nearby florist shop and changed behind some shrubberies, then ran out and towards the market. The frenzied Zeeeebruh-Man barely glanced as Timmy charged towards him at his tippity toppest speed. He merely grabbed the walker from an elderly lady nearby and started banging at the market windows, trying to get to the yogurt supply inside.
"That is unacceptable behavior Zeeeebruh-Man!" shouted Timmy through the chaos. "Give that woman back her walker!"
The enraged Zeeeebruh-Man glared at Timmy through bloodshot eyes and shouted "DANIMALS! GIVE ME DANIMALS!"
Seeing a small window of oppurtunity, Timmy pulled out a bottle of Danimals Drinkables and threw it into the buggy round up. Zeeebruh-Man tossed the walker like a toy and ran into the round up after the Drinkable yogurt. Once he got inside, Timmy quickly blocked his exit with several spare carts, and the crowds cheered.
"Give it up Zeeeebruh-Man! You cannot win!" Said Timmy, grinning.
While he looked around at the crowd for some positive feedback, the lady with a walker cast him a seductive look and a wink. This was Timmy's cue to leave. As the sound of the sirens grew steadily louder, Timmy poured out the contents of a Danimals Drinkable into the initials SG, jumped on his scooter, and rode off into the day.
"That is one fiiine brave man." proclaimed the lady wistfully as she watched Timmy turn the corner and barely miss a trashcan.
"Yes he is." Agreed Zeeeebruh-Man. "I can only hope that after my time in the penetentiary and jail cell is done, we can become friends."
On that happy note, the police officers cuffed Zeeeebruh-Man, and once again the day was saved by the infamous SUUUPERGANE! (who is still without groceries)
Zeeeebruh-Man was put on a 5 step program to overcome his addiction to Danimals, and later sued the Danimals company for making such amazingly addicting yogurt.
-The End-
posted by Kimmi @ 12:08 AM
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