Supply and Demand
Today something very odd happened. My stalker asked my father if he could marry me. This was especially odd seeing as I had just turned down his pleadings for me to date him, even the offer to be my slave, not 5 days ago. I thought I was very clear that I did not like him and would not date him, even after he insisted that he was the best guy for me and that 5 years was not that much of an age difference. So you can imagine my surprise when he shows up at my house 5 days later and asks if I'm ready for marriage. My father kindly responded that I was not ready for marriage, at least not as long as I was living under his house, so my stalker proceeded to ask my father to call him if I happened to move out of the house. He used the bargaining chip of "I'm thinking of starting college." Fortunately for me, but disappointingly for him, this was not enough for my father to sell me into marriage. He also stated that he was afraid that if he waited so long that I would find someone else, and he would lose me. Now, as far as my recollection goes, I don't remember ever letting him have me in the first place, but maybe "no I won't date you" has more than one meaning these days.
posted by Kimmi @ 6:05 PM
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